i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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