take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Randomize
