he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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