he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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