Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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