wakey wakey hands off snakey
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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