On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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