Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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