Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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