A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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