It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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