wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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