you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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