we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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