he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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