Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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