Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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