It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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