Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He shit in the fireplace
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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