You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
third nipple confirmed
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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