pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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