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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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