Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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