Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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