You made me cry and you don't even care
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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