I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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