Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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