butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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