Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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