Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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