therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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