Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
