lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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