if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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