My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize