thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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