Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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