Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think my fart just growled at me.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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