you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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