so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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