This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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