508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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