dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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