He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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