I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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