Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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