Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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