ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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