It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
