Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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