By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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