Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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